Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Nothing to see here...

Drive on. It don't mean nothing
My children love me, but they don't understand.
And I got a woman who knows her man.
Drive on. It don't mean nothing.
It don't mean nothing. Drive on.






Is this a song about Vietnam veterans seeing actual horrific things in war? Yes. Is it inappropriate to use this as a metaphor for college football? Probably. That being said, I'm still jamming out to some Johnny Cash tonight...and then when Earl shows up at my doorstep, I'm going to have me a Lt. Dan moment with the sports gods.

I'm sorry, Jeremy. Somebody should've told you about this place before you came here. Good luck with your new career in Canada.



Thursday, August 19, 2010

Is This The Beginning? No, But You Can Get There From Here.

Sometimes the devastating hangover or the blackout brown liquor drunk can take a form akin to the famous "Jordan Flu." The idea that when your body is weakest, you turn over control to the more primal instincts and perform in a purely efficient way, elevated to a different level. When things go wrong in the boiler room, your internal Captain Sully Sullenberger has let go of the wheel to go down below and help Mr. Scott put things back together. That's when Captain Busey takes the helm, throws some Marshall Tucker Band in the cassette deck and tries to drive with his teeth.

So it was that I, filled with daquiri, nerves and a few struggling delusions of preseason hype before last year's Alabama game, sat watching Nebraska and made the comment, "We need us some Samoans." Actually, I believe my initial dispatch to Basil while watching Ndamakong Suh was "Mr. President, we have to give bears the right to vote... or bears will rise up and then BEARS will be in Congress and we will be the ones performing in the circus, wearing little hats. " He then translated it into a more understandable form.

Outside of personal prophecetical fulfillment, I'm still not sure what this Masoli signing actually means for Ole Miss. Our last highly-touted transfer QB, another reclamation project with a ganja-tarnished image trying to make good, will be best remembered as part of the chorus to the Coach O song and for the rumored shanking of a teammate. While it's not a perfect comparison, one question remains valid-- can a quarterback walk in cold to August camp and successfully make a positive impact in an SEC offense?

One thing is for sure, the vision of Masoli's skill set and physical make-up is the stuff little Houston Nutt used to doodle on his junior high wide-rule notebooks during home room. Basically a rather large badger with opposable thumbs who is low enough to the ground to hide behind the line, run with power, take the hit after flipping the lateral and smell of freshly juiced pineapples. If he can get his head straight, he can run this scheme and provide the Rebels with at least the minimal amount of offensive competency that's going to be needed for us to win a good chunk of our games this year.

I never embraced the idea of the Masoli transfer. It seemed forced. I couldn't make a connection. Even if Masoli came in and lit the world on fire, what connection can he really have to Ole Miss. At his best, he's a damaged mercenary. Like Rooster Cogburn or Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner. Why do I care? I couldn't make the connection until I read Steve Duin's excellent column. Now it works. If anybody understands being a victim of space and time and carrying the stain of those you once associated with, it's Ole Miss. Now lay back into the Right Reverend's river here, Jeremiah, let's see if we can't both wash some of this dirt off.




Sunday, August 15, 2010

Jackie Spears. Grillin.

Death smiles at us all. All a man can do is shine up the snatch-outs and grill the shit out of Death until he forgets what he came here for.

That, boys and girls, is how to own a mug shot. No half-eyed, empty void of the DUI arrest. No disheveled hair, Hawaiian shirts or bathrobes of the Noltes and James Browns. Not even the stoic, sad professionalism of the career small time criminal. For all we know, Jackie Spears woke up one morning and committed armed robbery specifically with the intention of getting in front of a camera to show off his golds, and this is exactly where he wanted to end up. Like Hannibal Smith chomping on a cigar, I love it when a plan comes together. Whether or not the plan itself had any value or larger purpose is certainly up for debate, but not necessarily relevant.

If you're not reading at least one daily newspaper, you're cheating yourself. The daily crime round up of the Commercial Appeal is Solomon's Mine for oddities, humor, tragedy and whimsy. With only a very little imagination, you can flesh out each dispatch into your own do-it-yourself episode of The Wire. On the day of Jackie Spears, Memphis also had an ice cream truck for a getaway car, a meth cookers' love story and the next great step in pharmacology-- anti-anxiety pills with a light, minty finish. Because it's hard to get easy if you're not sure that your breath is fresh.



Monday, August 9, 2010

Call and Response: Reconnecting with Galactic

It's a very primal satisfaction...to cry out into the dark and hear someone else cry back. It provides a sense of place, like a haggard kind of sonar. It can help you find your way back home. It can help you find your escape. Share joy or provide sympathy. Signal a warning, start a fight or announce a celebration. It's what makes the response so electric, and it's what makes an echo so haunting. More than anything else, it's a reassurance that you're not alone.

And when we first started putting bone to skin and foot to ground to try to find a beat, call and response got built in. So here we are in 2010 and the best sounds are still built around this very same caveman formula, and nowhere is this ancient art more alive than New Orleans.

New Orleans in August is something akin to an industrial dish washer set to "Pots and Pans" with a weeks dead nutria rat strung out on your top rack. It's at this time that some of the local musicians, who would otherwise be perfectly content to follow to the Kermit Ruffins formula of weed and BBQ in Crescent City perpetual motion, decide to venture out into the rest of the country.

With the strange Katrina/BP bounce, everything New Orleans, from the food to the art to the long-suffering football team, has suddenly become America's good-hearted, chronically snakebit little brother everybody's rooting for to pull through. It's as if someone took the lovable loser mystique of the Chicago Cubs, planted it in a swamp with a dash of black pepper and let it ferment for a few hundred years. As far as it goes, 2010's turned out to be a decent vintage.

It was this gulfstream of events that brought Galactic to an energized, packed-out venue in the Mid-Atlantic where no less than 5 years ago, the Neville family would've been best known for Aaron's ill-fitting denim vests and adult contemporary duets. But today, the crowd was ready. They cheered on Ivan and Ian when they joined the band on stage and were prepared to embrace the beauty of the trombone lead. On this night, when the band cried out the obscure chants of the back corners of the Quarter, the voices in the dark cried back with a jubilant fury. There's a difference between echo and reverberation, and you know it when you feel it.

For most frat boys of the Southeast, Galactic is something of a known quantity. Not on the same level of familiarity of the Panic, but somewhere around the neighborhood. You've probably seen them before and probably more than once. The albums have played in the better of the jammy party mixes since the mid-90s. It's no different for me, and I had no special expectations for the show.

But for whatever reason, this one just hit. Like musical comfort food at the moment it's most needed. A good piece of fried chicken after a bad break-up while stranded in Canada. They brought out some Nevilles (Cyril, Ian and Ivan) and threw down a two hour set complete with extended Stanton Moore drum solo, blistering harmonica, bristling, brass splintering horns and slapping bass with hip-hop and bounce interludes. When traditional vocals were called for, Cyril Neville takes the lead. There aren't many better.


Most music, of all genres, whether you know it or not, is generally built from the bass and rhythm up. With Galactic, it's a celebration of the bottom and there's no question who's driving this wreck. It's the sweaty white boy behind emo glasses with his foot on the gas and bass drum pedals. Everybody else is just trying to hang on by their fingernails, but smiling throughout. Because they know it's damn good when it works. And like I said, on this night, it worked.